FORM 4C REPORT

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Did you know that the form 4-Cannibals consist of pure cannibals form the real blood ancestors (which were cannibals themselves)? Their descendants, seen only by the ‘proven blood’ of Albert (mirror, mirror on your head...), Brent and not forgetting the nominated “Ring Leader” of them all, Roger Filipe, who’s always showing the world the tradition of cannibalkin (idiotism).

We never forget the people who died after the wild cannibals feasted on them. Our greatest tribute goes to Jes, their former quizmaster and rugby coach. Not forgetting Winston, our typical electrician, and Mere (che-che model). Oh yeah and Roger (again) who passed away when his fellow cannibals feasted on his thighs in a desperate urge to fulfill their hunger.

Fortunately the “Missionaries” of the modern world stepped in. the ministry being led by Esther (chicken legs!) Morisha (our very on Morris from Masupilami) and Zou Jie (mamaqi!), who all changed the whole form to be “Goody- goody” (oh! How sweet, the little tree trunk people had to come; we were just having fun!). Did you ever notice that we had our own Ronaldo (aka; Jeremy the Buddhist monk?) Yeah well he came with the missionaries as well.

Well, there are heaps more to go but (my) time and (my) paper and Probably (my) ink is running out! Briefly Form 4C doesn’t really consist of cannibals, but we have the most incredible fresh looking hurricane boys and the never-ending ice melting girls. Anyway, I just want to say, that the form 4 D (devils, doces...) don’t have a damn chance against us in anything.

I would also like to thank you? teachers for their effort of teaching the class, despite the “Block heads You did a tremendous job!

To Mrs. Patel, our fabulous form teacher and her assistant Ms. Ram, thanks for everything: in supporting us and also teaching us to the best of your ability. We really appreciate it!

To our subject teachers, forgive us if we played in class. We must have made you (a lot of times) want to screw our heads but we somehow learnt Not forgetting at times when we would sit and stare while the lesson would be droning around us (In one ear and out the other like stale popcorn!).

Last of all, to my partner (vice captain) Finau, for her “masi polo” techniques of saving the class from detention
Thanks; you’ve been like the top Mama-G of the form, but despite your height and age you’re always ‘DA BOMB”.

Not forgetting (I know I’m forgetful) the beautiful matured class I had to ‘baby- sit’. Thanks for not crying when teachers were not within our midst (hehehe!!). You’re the best kids I have ever brought up! You make me sick (you know I’m jokin’ !!).
Years may fly, tears may dry, But Form 4C of 2002,
Never say die!

William Young
(Form Captain)