By rule and order of Her Majesty the Queen Miss Ram
Once upon a time, (around the first day of school for 2002), a kingdom was formed. The kingdom of 5H. Queen Miss Ram ruled the kingdom. Now because Queen Miss Ram was away often, she appointed two heads of state. They were Duchess Valerie Yuen and Duke Alika Cooper; (class captain and vice captain). The vassals and commoners (pupils) were very demanding and so to satisfy the needs of the people, Queen Miss Ram had the vassals elect two senators (student council reps). They came to be Lord Edward Yuen and Lady Kylie Daunoco. However, soon after his appointment, Lord Yuen was transferred to Convictsville (Australia). To take is place was Sir Russell Vaurasi, the Earl of Biscuits.
Come the second harvest everyone was preparing for the annual Talent fare (talent quest). The kingdom however began rehearsing 3 weeks before the event. It was no surprise then that they lost to their arch rival kingdom (5G). Some 5H vassals were seen performing with the archrivals and they are currently awaiting trial in the dungeons on multiple counts of treason.
The kingdom, being more autistic than artistic as it turned out, was also very witty and academically superior. This was seen in an Oratory Contest against their archrivals of the squatter camp 5G. The orators were Duke Cooper (previously praised), Raewyn Cornish the Brownie Baker, and Lin Jei Ming, the Royal Compere.
It is the third harvest now and everyone is looking forward to the Royal Ball and the completion of the amphitheater (Hall). By the end of the third harvest, everyone will have done their best to please their parents and the holidays will come and we will live happily ever after. (For 8 weeks).
VauRasi
Sir Russell, Earl of Bizkits.