Form 7M Report
Welcome to the exquisite, bountiful world of 7M, where all our worries are saved for December 5th. 7M is made up of geniuses who are bound to rock the universe with their zany
sense of humour. The line-up for the future leaders of the world reveals:
Jeremy Yuen - the smallest yet intelligent chauffer (a possible formula 1 driver)
Vuetasau Buatoka - who's bursting with vigor to paint the world with the beautiful colours of Fiji
Tiriseyani naulivou - her melodious laughter rings over the Pacific Ocean beckoning visitors to the enchanting isles of Tailevu
Rosarina Rigamoto The rose with the rare qualities of Rotuman mystery (or is that misery)
Marica Tola - whose shyness hides her extravert outlook on life expertly
Ana Rokovoi - always missing in action
Jie Deng - you can tell and well man by the way he wears his hair
Edward Peter Lee - the chosen one to lead us (astray)
Helen Ryu - the Maths escapee with hidden pianist talents
Kushnil Deo whose always worried about something or other
laniana Talevakarua - the gospel singer whose message at love and unity is divisive
May Tong who abandoned ship to scare America with her presence
Michelle Yuen - the biological genetic engineer who's predicted to create cows with detachable udders
Zang Yan Chi - who's black-market activities will make her richer than Bill Gates
Nacanieli Sokia - the rebel with intent to cause grievious body harm. Watch Out!
Ryan Smith - son of Smee a.k.a. Devil's Advocate
Veilawa Rereqasaliwa - polygamist extraordinaire with a flair for romantic
poetry (vesumana)
Merelesita Waqa - who's jovial and motherly outlook on life puts a smile on even the Ice Queen
Mereia Racule - the rare gem who was deported for her vesumana capabilities, eccentric genius
Tauyavu Lagilagi - whose outrageous fashion sense stunned Gucci into insanity and just killed Versace
All these superb masterpieces of the Neanderthal species are (mis)guided by head
"uro" Magnum Mr. Deo, whose art in nurturing their talents have made them the buoyant treasures they are today.
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Form 7M